Politically Correct:
The New Age version of cave people; who these days try to warm their hands around cold and empty ideas.

Ethnicity:
Something having to do with the fact that people come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. So we need to cover for variety, nobody really likes it anyway.

Buzz words:
Words that slide into the background and continue unnoticed, like that strangely sinister female voice you hear in elevators that would get the same reaction from the phrase, “You’re all going to die” as it would, “Please step to your right upon exiting”; so long as you didn’t vary the pitch.

Blog:
A forum on which the phrase, “You are not blogging correctly”, has no meaning.